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Thursday, February 25, 2010, 6:16 PM
42nd post!
You might say, 42nd only, nothing to be proud of, I shall prove you wrong. *hopefully*Post 42:
Elvis Presley died at age 42
The holy city of Jerusalem covers an area of 42 square miles.
The angle at which light reflects off water is 42 degrees.
A wonderbra consists of 42 different parts.
The natural vibration frequency of white mouse DNA is 42
In Romeo and Juliet, Juliet sleeps for 42 hours.
The right arm of the statue of liberty is 42 feet long.
The number of dots on a pair of dice: 42
The world record jump by a kangaroo is 42 feet.
There were 42 generations from Abraham to Jesus Christ.
According to Douglas Adam's THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY," The meaning of life, the universe and everything is the number 42.
Headlines
Dead expected to rise.
Deer kill 130000.
Factory orders dip.
Helicopter powered by human files.
Trees can break wind.
Facts of life
Hecht's Law," There is no time like the present to procrastinate"
The queue principal." The longer you wait in line, the greater the likelihood that you are in the wrong line.
haha
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"
So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony."
"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.
The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.
"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."
Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.
The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.
"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator..."
:D