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Thursday, December 17, 2009, 2:47 PM
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1. Call any haircuttery and ask for 100 haircuts.2. Call anyone and say this, "Is Mr.Wall there?" The'll respond "no." Say is Mrs. Wall there, the'll say "No." Then say "how does your house stay up" and hang up. 3. Call any buisness that has a song like Luna and sing there song to them. 4. Call a pizzeri and ask if they have pizza. 5. Call anyone and act like they called you. 6. Call anyone and start laughing uncontrollably until they hang up. 7. Call a computer servies and say your computer froze but act like you don't know anything about yor computer when they try to explain to you what to do. 8. Call Bust Buy and ask for rollerblades. 9. Watch Need for Speed and when they answer put it up to the screen during one of the races and pretend its you. 10. Start chewing something really loud and if they don't hang up yell stop chewing and hang up. 11. Start talking about about some random thing. 12. Yell really loud at your phone. 13. Say,"That will be 5.99, please go to the next window please." 14. Play the song soljaboy and start yelling the lyrics really loud. 15. Call BestBuy and ask for the appliances section, when they transfer you ask for a Purple Xbox. 16. Call a chinese resturant and order 17 grains of rice and a fourtoun cookie. 17. When someone says Hello say, Stop Yelling at me! 18. Call a bike shop and ask for Gears of War. 19. If someone's Mom or Dad answers the phone ask if they will put their son or daughter on the phone and hang up while there giving them the phone. 20. Stop talking every 30 seconds. 21. Call them 3 times saying wrong number everytime. 22. Call the law office and say that you did something bad, but give them clues that it was in Grand Theft Auto and at the end tell them It was in grand theft auto if they havent already figured it out. 23. Call Toys R' Us yell at them that your not a toy. 24. Call any phamacy and ask if they have a drug that when you pop it, you stop have laser eyes. 25. Call Burgerking and ask for a Bigmac. 26. Call Dunkin Donutes ask for a box of 46 donutes and ask if they can fit them into a box of dozen. 27. Breath loudly into the phone and say the police were just chasing you and you need a bike, because you stole a bike and are carrying it on your back. 28. Call a chinese resturant and ask for a cheeseburger, hold the mayo and no lettuce. 29. Don't say anything until they hang up, then call again asking why they hung p on you. 30. Call someone and keep typing numbers and say they keep doing it (read less) i wonder if kailun has posted this too XD |